![]() Then the bartender told the crazy dude it was time for him to go, as I got up and searched for "Me and Bobby McGee" on the Juke Box: Janis started to sing, and the world was suddenly a more beautiful place. "Janis might have had a lot of pimples, but you have zero talent. "Beauty is only skin deep, dude," I said. He gave me a practiced dazed and confused look. Jethro Tull, for example, had a dislike of hippies and concerns over public nudity. ![]() "Tell me something: will anybody remember your name a hundred years from today?" Image source: Woodstock While many greats like Janis Joplin appeared, other declined for various reasons. "That really makes a lot of sense," I said. "She knew she was supposed to pay for being screwed by young dudes." "Because she was a famous dyke," he said. "Then why did you even bother to fuck Janis Joplin?" I asked. "I can get a free drink from any of these faggots in this place." "What's your fuckin' problem?" the so-called stud said. "Sure, my buddy will buy me whatever I want," he said. The bartender asked him if he was ready for another hit. Ten minutes later: "So, I take it you think Janis was the bomb, right?" he said, as he sat down beside me. Around two minutes after, he followed the gay dude out to the patio. ![]() ![]() "She was a total pig." Then he started to flirt with a fiftysomething dude at the end of the bar, and got a screwdriver for his efforts. "Dude, she had pimples on her face and ass, and she loved to fuck and suck three pretty young boys at a time." (Early by Windy City standards.) A somewhat attractive straight dude (he made it a point to announce his "true" sexual identity) suddenly started to brag about a gang bang he had with the great Janis Joplin in 1970: ![]()
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